Cowboys: The genetic fusing between man and bovine

Hinduism teaches you to be one with nature, but these geneticists have taken it too far. Humans went from poorly paid actors pretending to go “moo” to professional actors with makeup and a costume saying “moo” to now, the ultimate fusion between man and animal, MANIMALS. We have several man-animal hybrids such as the aforementioned Cowboy. Someone lost the X chromosome in the laundry so we are still working on Cowgirls, but we have several other hybrids. The Flamango is a pink skinny bird with its human traits being the fat beer belly present on the underside. The Hippboypotamous is another of our human hybrid creations which is currently still in development. oh crap the nightquill is kicking in an