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Mibe Ut Hertz

Diet Capitalism: Capitalism for Millennials

A message from supreme overlord Mibe Ut Hertz,

4 min readJun 9, 2021

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Mibe Ut Hertz

Patriotic Poetry

How George Washington got stuck on the Dollar bill

1 min readJan 15, 2021

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Russia’s reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology on the Election

Pluto isn’t a planet but Russia is. Or atleast, Russia has such a gravitational pull on our election that you’d say its a planet. Before…

2 min readNov 8, 2020

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Ode to America

It looks as if the Founding Fathers put their kid up for adoption… America that is. America will become like my milk, half and half.

1 min readNov 4, 2020

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I spy with my little eye, but Zoom can’t!

I like to meet face to face, but Zoom to Zoom works as well. Or atleast, until Dr. Fauci casts a vaccine spell onto all of us so that I…

3 min readSep 24, 2020

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And the Oscar goes to… No one!

As Sir Isaac Newton stated, things fall and the movie industry is no exception. I’ve had to induce incidents among my neighbors to watch…

2 min readSep 2, 2020

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Cowboys: The genetic fusing between man and bovine

Hinduism teaches you to be one with nature, but these geneticists have taken it too far. Humans went from poorly paid actors pretending to…

1 min readAug 9, 2020

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Comfruiters: Where computer chips meet pples

What was that sonny? Apple is going to use their proprietary custom silicon in their laptops? What was that? You don’t know the full…

3 min readJul 21, 2020

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Comfruiters: Where computer chips meet pples

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Mibe Ut Hertz

Generation Zzz.

What has happened? The stock market crashed, JFK bit the silver bullet a little too hard, and my favorite show, Nonstop Nannies, go…

2 min readJul 19, 2020

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Idioms are the fly’s eyes

Wait what? Its bees knees and not fly’s eyes? It doesn’t matter anyway because Idioms are two letters away from spelling idiot which is…

2 min readMay 29, 2020

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Mibe Ut Hertz

Mibe Ut Hertz

FBI head of telemarketing. No need to wear a nametag, I already know your name. I don’t “meet in the middle” unless that means six feet apart.

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