Diet Capitalism: Capitalism for MillennialsA message from supreme overlord Mibe Ut Hertz,Jun 9, 2021Jun 9, 2021
Russia’s reverse reverse reverse reverse psychology on the ElectionPluto isn’t a planet but Russia is. Or atleast, Russia has such a gravitational pull on our election that you’d say its a planet. Before…Nov 8, 2020Nov 8, 2020
Ode to AmericaIt looks as if the Founding Fathers put their kid up for adoption… America that is. America will become like my milk, half and half.Nov 4, 2020Nov 4, 2020
I spy with my little eye, but Zoom can’t!I like to meet face to face, but Zoom to Zoom works as well. Or atleast, until Dr. Fauci casts a vaccine spell onto all of us so that I…Sep 24, 2020Sep 24, 2020
And the Oscar goes to… No one!As Sir Isaac Newton stated, things fall and the movie industry is no exception. I’ve had to induce incidents among my neighbors to watch…Sep 2, 2020Sep 2, 2020
Cowboys: The genetic fusing between man and bovineHinduism teaches you to be one with nature, but these geneticists have taken it too far. Humans went from poorly paid actors pretending to…Aug 9, 2020Aug 9, 2020
Comfruiters: Where computer chips meet pplesWhat was that sonny? Apple is going to use their proprietary custom silicon in their laptops? What was that? You don’t know the full…Jul 21, 2020Jul 21, 2020
Generation Zzz.What has happened? The stock market crashed, JFK bit the silver bullet a little too hard, and my favorite show, Nonstop Nannies, go…Jul 19, 2020Jul 19, 2020
Idioms are the fly’s eyesWait what? Its bees knees and not fly’s eyes? It doesn’t matter anyway because Idioms are two letters away from spelling idiot which is…May 29, 2020May 29, 2020
